Why Is Jeff Bezos Attractive To His Fiancee? Likely His Philanthropy

A big wedding is coming up because Mr Jeff Bezos and Ms Lauren Sánchez are getting married. Jeff is the owner of Amazon and Lauren is a philanthropist. They got engaged when Lauren wore a diamond ring in France. Jeff hasn't made an official statement yet, but we can say he proposed and she said yes.

You know Jeff, he's really rich and went to space. Have you heard of Lauren? I don't know her, but she fascinates me. Her pictures on Google Images show her as a superwoman with big fake boobs. She talks about philanthropy while hanging out at fancy events. She's funny, like when she makes fun of how hard it is to help poor people. She's like a character in a book I read, Jennifer Arcuri, who once bit the head off a Boris Johnson cake. Lauren is not just a socialite, she's worldly.

Bezos and Sánchez are traveling on a big yacht called Koru. The yacht is 417ft long and has three masts. It is the largest yacht ever built. The yacht has its own smaller yacht which carries things like the helicopter pad and a personal submarine. The figurehead on the yacht is different from traditional ones. It is a Fox News anchor in a transparent singlet and has erect nipples. The figurehead is holding a big pendant necklace and looks like it is about to say something.

Many people wonder if Amazon's boss will truly become a philanthropist. Often, being a billionaire is equated with being a philanthropist, even if evidence suggests otherwise. For example, Sheikh Mohammed of Dubai is often called a philanthropist, despite having his children kidnapped. While building a sanitation program is good, it's not enough to earn the title of philanthropist.

Lauren said she's doing philanthropy and strategic giving. This is better than Amazon workers peeing in bottles. But, it's not easy. She wants to give money to help people in the right way. They take it seriously, but they haven't thought about Amazon paying taxes like other normal businesses.

It's hard to know how much Bezos really wants to give away. He once said he wants to use his money for space travel. But his friend Lauren says he's always talked about giving most of his money to philanthropy. But saying "to philanthropy" is too vague.

Sometimes people say they'll donate money to charity just to impress someone. Anne Hathaway's former boyfriend claimed to be the CFO of the Vatican. She thought he was amazing, especially because he talked about charity work. Turns out he was a fraud and went to jail for 4.5 years. The FBI found fake holy robes in their wardrobe at their expensive Trump Tower home.

It's a journey, and Jeff is in the pretending-to-care stage with Lauren. He takes a long time to give tiny amounts of "strategic giving" on his expensive boat. These fake philanthropists won't pay taxes, but they do entertain us and make us laugh.

. She writes for The Guardian. Hyde's column is often critical. She writes about politics and culture. Hyde is known for her witty writing style. She is a popular writer. Her articles are widely read. Hyde is an influential voice in journalism.

Marina Hyde will be at three Guardian Live events in June. The events are in Leeds, Brighton, and London. You can go to the events in person. The London event will also be live on the internet. Other columnists will be at the events too.

Marina Hyde wrote "What Just Happened?!" It costs £9.99 at the Guardian's bookshop. To get it, go to guardianbookshop.com. You might have to pay for shipping.